Jason Kelce Jokes About Telling His Kids That Cats Are Poisonous Ahead of Meeting Taylor Swift’s Feline Family 😹😂

Jason Kelce has always had a knack for humor, and his latest joke about his daughters meeting Taylor Swift‘s cats has certainly caught the attention of fans. The retired NFL pro recently shared on the New Heights podcast that he has been telling his daughters that cats are poisonous to avoid getting one as a pet. However, Jason is now anticipating the moment when his girls will meet Swift’s cats, which could expose his feline-related fibs.

A Hilarious (and Creative) Strategy to Avoid Cats

During a Sept. 3 episode of his podcast with his brother Travis Kelce, Jason opened up about his unorthodox method for keeping cats out of their home. “You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is? I just keep telling our girls that cats are poisonous,” he confessed, laughing. Jason explained that his primary goal is to avoid the hassle of having a pet cat in the house.

Travis was quick to react in disbelief, “Why the f— would you tell them that?” he asked, clearly shocked by his brother’s tactic. Jason shrugged it off and explained, “So that they don’t want cats,” adding with a grin, “And I don’t have to deal with having a cat and make them terrified.” Jason’s dry humor clearly shines through, even if his daughters might not be fans of his cat-related lies.

A Future Confrontation with the Truth

Despite Jason’s efforts to keep cats out of the family picture, it seems like the truth is bound to catch up with him. As one Twitter user humorously pointed out, Jason’s daughters are eventually going to meet Taylor Swift‘s cats—Meredith, Benjamin, and Olivia—and he’ll have to face the consequences of his feline fibs. “Jason Kelce has been telling his kids cats are poisonous so they don’t have to get one?? LMAO Get Tree Paine on the phone,” one fan joked, referencing Taylor Swift‘s manager.

When asked what he would do when his daughters finally meet Auntie TayTay’s cats, Jason responded with a chuckle, “It’s gonna be hilarious.” Indeed, it seems like Jason is preparing for a playful moment when his daughters are confronted with the very creatures he’s warned them about.

The Kelce Family Dynamic: A Playful Household

Jason shares three daughters—Wyatt (4), Elliotte (2), and Bennett (17 months)—with his wife, Kylie Kelce. As parents, Jason and Kylie clearly enjoy a playful and humorous approach to raising their children. Whether it’s telling little white lies about cats or navigating the highs and lows of family life, Jason’s sense of humor seems to keep things lighthearted.

While Travis was initially shocked by Jason’s method, he couldn’t help but laugh along. “They’re gonna go over a friend’s house and f—ing scream bloody murder because they see a cat,” Travis remarked. To which Jason responded, “That’s fine. That sounds like that person’s house problem.” It’s clear that the Kelce brothers share a fun, bantering dynamic that adds to their charm.

The Cats Are Coming: A New Family Chapter

While Jason might be able to keep his daughters from asking for a cat for a while, it seems inevitable that they’ll one day meet Taylor Swift‘s cats, potentially leading to some hilarious moments and confrontations. After all, Taylor Swift’s beloved pets are part of her family, and they’ll no doubt be a significant part of her life with Travis Kelce.

As the Kelce family continues to grow and navigate life, it’s moments like these—filled with humor and playful lies—that will surely create lasting memories for Jason, Kylie, and their daughters. Whether or not a cat ever enters the picture, the Kelce family is certain to have plenty of laughs as they embark on this next chapter.